The Klostertapes

Chickens! We managed to make it into the packed Magers & Quinn for the hipster orgy that was the Chuck Klosterman reading. Mr. Klosterman read from his new novel “The Visible Man” then took questions from the audience. Our Intrepid Girl Reporter described Mr. Klosterman thus: “He’s like an animated Kyle Matteson on a sugar high.” For those who missed his appearance at Wits with Craig Finn this was a great make up with Klosterman having the crowd in his hand the entire time.


Many Happy Returns…

Chickens! We’ve returned after a much needed hiatus. We (the various intrepid girl reporters) have had some personal drama get in the way but we are back and better than ever baby!

And to start let’s celebrate with some much needed GOOD news. Last night while at the Chuck Klosterman reading (one of our Intrepid Girl Reporters managed to squeeze in to the over-capacity crowd at Magers & Quinn Booksellers), the man of the hour said “Normally there’d be an interview section but the guy interviewing me’s wife went into labor.”

The guy in question was none other than Minnesota Public Radio personality Steve Seel who is now a proud papa 10 weeks early (yes the baby is premature but reports state that son and mother Jessica Brown are in good health and better spirits). Many Congratulations to the happy family!


Stone Arch Festival to Dissolve

Chickens, it is with a heavy heart that we now bring this sad news to you all.  The Stone Arch Festival of the Arts as we know it has officially (and quietly) dissolved.  This is terrible news as the festival has been a veritalbe showcase of the best and brightest coming up in the local music scene.  We will have more information as it develops.

UPDATE: 9/23/2011 at 3:28pm

We just received the following e-mail from Stone Arch’s music booker Stacy Schwartz about the news.  Here is the entirety of her message that she sent out to the press breaking the news.

For the past five years I’ve been lucky enough to book music for the Stone Arch Festival of the Arts (http://www.stonearchfestival.com/).  Some of you may know this, but in August 2011, our trusty guide and head honcho Ira Heilicher passed away. (http://www.startribune.com/obituaries/126806053.html) He’d not been feeling well – so much so he actually missed the festival this year – and his death was unexpected. As so often happens with sudden passings, sometimes the business side of things gets complicated.  My direct mentor and boss, Sara Collins left Minneapolis Riverfront Arts and Events (Stone Arch’s parent non-profit) a week ago. With Ira’s passing and Sara’s departure, this means that the Stone Arch Festival of the Arts as we know it is no more. It was an amazing 17 years, and the five I was involved in were so wonderful to witness. I watched the music portion of the festival flourish, attracting a more diverse and younger crowd. I got to know dozens more local bands than I ever could have on my own. This past year I booked over 50 local and regional acts to perform and I couldn’t have been more proud of what we’d accomplished together in the music community.

I’ve gone from emailing friends in 2007 and literally whining to get them to play, to receiving over 200 applications in 2011 for the festival’s now four stages. I’m so excited by and thrilled with what was achieved in such a short time period. However, I’m heartbroken by the fact that this won’t continue. The Stone Arch Festival of the Arts was about community and building something together. I really wanted people to come out and see music they wouldn’t normally see, to share the act of hanging out in awesome weather and sing-alongs to the bands on stage. It was all free, outdoors, and in my opinion usually showed off some of Minnesota’s best.

I want to publically thank all of you in the media who’ve supported me and the music side of the festival over the past five years – especially Andrea Swensson of City Pages, Chris Riemenschneider of the Star Trib, David Campbell of 89.3’s The Local Show, Jason Nagel from Cities97, all the Off The Record folks at Radio K, David DeYoung of HowWasTheShow.com, Jeff Marshall of SwitchbladeComb.com, Rich Horton at Rift, Kyle & Paul of MoreCowbell.net, Greg Swan of PerfectPorridge.com and so many more I can’t list them all here.

I could never in a million years have done all this alone. To Sara Collins, Hannah Heilicher, David Rachac, Rodger Mabie, Steve Madson, Jackie Siewert, Carly Beetsch, Heather Williams, Ann, Megan Halberg, Ryan O’Donnell, Carl Atiya Swanson, Alexa Jones, Pat Dougherty, Laura Sivert, Bekah Swanson, Bill Collins, Bryan Aaker, Rob Stock, and XXXX I thank you.  You have been essential to making sure the bands have transport, the stages get set up right, there’s water at each stage, and so many tiny details I’d never have been able to do by myself.

I can’t forget to mention all the thousands of you who’ve come every year to the festival – who dance, who sing, who sit & relax, who eat cheese curds, who drink beer, who support local music. Thank you thank you thank you… please keep going to shows and checking out local bands as much as you can.  It means the world to them and to me.

Most importantly – below is a list of all the bands that have been gracious enough to play without compensation for the last five years. You may wonder why we weren’t able to pay the bands. I wish we could have. I lobbied for them each year, but being a non-profit has some downsides. After paying the Minneapolis Park Board who let us use their amazing parks (especially that killer space out on the water), the sound guys, and the guys who put up our stages for us and kept things as safe as possible – we simply didn’t have a lot of money to pass around.  I hope each performer knows how incredibly grateful I am to have them on our stages. I sincerely wish them the best and will continue to lobby for them whenever given the chance.

3 or more years performing with my eternal gratitude

Dan Israel, Bob & Lynn Dixon, Spaghetti Western String Co., Farewell Milwaukee, Brad Senne, Mayda, Scott Wooldridge, Adam Svec, Peter Lochner, Me & My Arrow, Eliza Blue, Andy Juhl, Dustin Thomas, Shawn Gibbons


City of Lakes Chorus, Porch Pickers, Carport, Tortuga!, The Poor Nobodys, Hummingbirds, Ben Siems, Capital Cons, Dragons Power Up!, White Light Riot, The Sex Rays, The Goondas, Rogue Valley, Farewell Milwaukee, Bob & Lynn Dixon, Shawn Gibbons, Andy Juhl, Dustin Thomas, Dan Israel, Neal Swanger, American Revival, Sarah Morris, Thomas Kivi, Wizards Are Real, Walker Fields, Bethany Larson & The Bees Knees, Kubla Khan, David Booth, Scott Wooldridge, Michelle Lynn & the Bad Passengers, The Mad Ripple, Adam Svec, The Brian Just Band, Brianna Lane & the Navigators Club, Painted Saints, The Boys N’ the Barrels, Phantom Tails, Blue Sky Blackout, Mayda, Tyler Haag, Peter Lochner, Oriel, Dustin Lee, Kevin Steinman, Niki Becker, The Parlour Suite, The Sunny Era, Andy Ulseth, Matt Latterell, The Cold Open, The Snaps, Me & My Arrow


i like you, The Poor Nobodys, We Are The Willows, Joey Ryan & the Inks, Black Blondie, Zoo Animal, Matthew Inkala & the Hostages, Western Ridge, Globafo, Greg Herriges, Me & My Arrow, Dustin Thomas, Dustin Lee, Bob & Lynn Dixon, Brad Senne, Peter Lochner, Ben Siems, Ryan Knorr, James Buckley Trio, Highway 61, Orange Mighty Trio, Adam Svec, The Brighton, National Bird, Minor Kingdom, Trapper Schoepp & the Shades, Wapsipinicon, A Night in the Box, Zingrays, Mike Michael, Farewell Milwaukee, Andy Elwell, Jennifer Markey & the Tennessee Snowpants, The Belfast Cowboys, Shawn Gibbons, Dan Israel, John Swardson, Fort Wilson Riot, Ben Woolman, Mayda, Ten Centuries, Porch Pickers, Madiba, Jeremiah Nelson, The Painted Saints


Youth Dance Ensemble, Koo Koo Kanga Roo, Adam Svec, Dan Israel, Spaghetti Western String Co., The Cloud Hymn, Hayor Bibimma Dance Company, Crowd Control, The Alrights, Joey Ryan & the Inks, The Pendrakes, The Idle Hands, Roma di Luna, Neal Swanger, Peter Lochner, Bob & Lynn Dixon, Thomas Kivi, Shawn Gibbons, Brad Senne, Eliza Blue, Aria Souder, The Badinovs, The Brian Just Band, Caroline Smith & the Good Night Sleeps, Farewell Milwaukee, The Smarts, Mississippi Mud, Laura Balfour Dance Company, Café Accordion Orchestra, Anna Laube, Cromulent Shakespeare Company, Jistory, Pezzettino, Half Demon Doll, We Became Actors, The Wars of 1812, The Absent Arch, Me & My Arrow,  Scott Wooldridge, Andy Juhl, Chicane Theory, Andy Elwell, Dustin Thomas, Kyle Turck & Patrick Henz, John Swardson, The Suits, Lynhurst, Jenny Dalton, Ryan Paul & the Ardent, Chastity Brown


The Auto Body Experience, Terry Eason, The Absent Arch, The Glad Version, Murzik, The Wars of 1812, Scott Wooldridge, Bob & Lynn Dixon, Andy Juhl, Eliza Blue, Andra Suchy, Capitol Jay, The Debut, Mick Sterling, The Senders, The Lovers Show,  Sam Keenan, Randy Casey, Chastity Brown, Spaghetti Western String Co., Chris Koza, Jeff D. Johnson, Michael Young, Roger Flyer, The Mad Ripple, Gazillion, Alison Rae, Vertigo Joe, Martin Devaney Band, Bella Koshka, Ari Herstand, Gospel Gossip


Aviette, Stook!, Bookreader, Bill Mike Band, Kubla Khan, The Alarmists, Bob & Lynn Dixon, Jonathan Delehanty, Eliza Blue, Brad Senne, Martin Devaney, Mayda, Jeremy Messersmith, Jeff Wenberg, The Abdomen, Catchpenny, Romantica, The Sweet Colleens, The Mood Swings, Bellatrex, Charley Dush, Andra Suchy, Spaghetti Western String Co., Jeff D. Johnson, Justin Roth, High on Stress

If you’ve gotten this far, I’ll tell you what I’m doing next. Kyle Matteson and I have started our own booking company, Damaged Goods Booking and Management. We’ve booked Vita.mn’s Music & Movies for 2011 and have a bunch of stuff coming up. You can contact me at Stacy@DamagedGoodsBooking.com.  THANK YOU.

(CLARIFICATION:  The letter above was not meant to imply that the Stone Arch Festival as a whole is dissolving. As stated in the letter, the Stone Arch Festival as we know it will no longer exist.  This does not mean that Minneapolis Riverfront Arts & Events, the Heilicher family, or some other entity will not continue some variation of the festival. In fact, my hope is that they do so. My apologies to those who misunderstood this letter as an official statement. These were my words alone and do not represent the family, the non-profit, or anyone other than myself.)

As you can see, just by reading this list, you can see that this festival was a huge touchstone for the local music scene.  We are of course sadder by the loss of this event but we would like to shout a healthy “BRAVO” for all that Stacy and the rest of the festival have accomplished over the years.

However, there is that intriguing bit of news about Damaged Goods Booking.  The fact that two of the most connected figures on the local music scene are going into business for themselves should have more than one music promoter/publicist/performer/etc. raising their eyebrows.


Blind Items – Breakup Edition

As we here at Minneapolitan World Headquarters are reeling from the news of R.E.M. breaking up, we report the following blind item…

What local musical institution is calling it a day after a tumultuous period of woes?



A Modern Time

Good Morning Chickens! While we have a few spies at the super-secret preview for the Weissman Gallery expansion tour (early reports are that it’s “jaw-dropping”), our intrepid girl (and gurhl) reporters were out and about last night and have stories to report:

  • ITEM: The Modern Cafe had a small preview party in honor of the fact that it now has a liquor license (to which other restaurants shrugged their shoulders going “So?” but as anyone in the restaurant scene knows getting a liquor license in this town is as painful as teeth-pulling without anesthesia, but we digress…).  The luxe affair was coordinated by Kate Iverson (who we hear is doing publicity for the launch) and the room was filled with such bold-facers as Jahna Peloquin, Joseph Belk of Permanent Design Group, Robyne Robinson, Kristopher Knutson, Emma Berg, Christopher Atkins, Jay Gabler, and a whole lot more.  Congratulations to chef Phillip Becht and the crew at The Modern for making such a splash with this event!
  • ITEM: A much smaller party was held at Eli’s in honor of local photographer / Cake In 15 czarina Stacy Schwartz‘s birthday. The small but select crowd of music-heads included Andrea Swenson of City Pages, several of Schwartz’s colleagues from the Electric Fetus, baker extraordinaire Sheela Nakamarai, and many others.  Arriving late to the party was Schwartz’s manpanion Carl Swanson, who was at class at St. Thomas (you will recall he is getting his MBA in non-profit management).
  • ITEM: An intrepid reporter of hours snuck into the soft opening of Pat’s Tap in south Minneapolis, the new restaurant owned by Kim Bartmann.  While we can’t say much (since the official opening is on Monday, September 26 and they’ve instituted a media blackout till then), we can say this: the skee ball ramps have been restored and look amazing.

Cry (Peter) Wolf!

Chickens, you know we LIVE for Peter Wolf Crier! We (the Intrepid Girl (& Gurhl) Reporters) have been following the boys for years (and yes, long before they sinned with Jajaguwar!). Well, tonight they boys are throwing a listening party at Aster Cafe 5-7pm for their new album Garden of Arms.  Be there!  We will be.


Let’s Ride! Again!

Dear sweet chickens! Today is the day: those lovely kids at 30 Days of Biking are launching Round 4.  Now our Intrepid Girl (and Gurhl) Reporters hung out with the lovely and talented Patrick Stephenson and Zach Schapp told us (at the pre-event launch party a few weeks ago) that it’s going to be a more “friends & family / hardcore” round being less structured than the more intense April round. But we want you all to get on your bikes and ride! (In fact, one of our Intrepid Girl Reporters found several great dates last round.)

If you need a bike for it, you can (a) fetch a Nice Ride bike, or (b) save up your pennies and get the ARTCRANK and Trek Bikes bike.  We had heard about this a while ago (and saw ARTCRANK czar Charles Youel riding the prototype around town) but today both parties officially announced the debut of the Trek/ARTCRANK bike. The entire Minneapolitan editorial staff want it right now!


Twittering Away…